Man in dress gives bookie slip.
Car crash; lost love; paradise found.
Lift broke. 18th storey flat. Shit.
I'm happy. No thanks to him.
Methane man in rotten egg hoax.
I write laziness with one 's'.
Missed last bus; snow knee high.
Dyslexic pimp has bought a warehouse.
He neglected me. I left him.
Uncertainty principle: to do or not?
Growling dog. Fence 50 yards. Knackered.
Boob job, loud explosion, missing hairpiece.
All my life, I've fought death.
From Homeless Diamonds 15, Summer 2011.